2. The Mask of Truth (Season 9 Episode 9)Read my lips -…

2. The Mask of Truth (Season 9 Episode 9)

Read my lips – mmmhmhmhmhmmmmmtttmmmhmm.

Valentina’s choice to keep on her mask was as muddled as her speech. Whether it was because she didn’t know the words or she had just given up – Valentina’s questionable decision has led to a plethora of memes.

I’d like to keep it on, please. Years from now, Valentina will be known as the spokesperson for Trojans! Well, if anyone knows how to make Lemonade out of lemons, it’s Tyra Sanchez Valentina.

Between sheet masks, Halloween, and bank robbers – Val has inadvertently stumbled upon an entirely new market for her drag. And to that, I say – don’t take that thing out of your mouth.

-4 Funniest Moments From RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 Episode 9

1. How’s Your Head Game? (Season 9 Episode 7)I love Trinity…

1. How’s Your Head Game? (Season 9 Episode 7)

I love Trinity Taylor. There, I said it. After winning another challenge, I can safely say that Trinity is a triple threat – she can dance, she can act, she can tuck. Trinity is honestly the total package.

But what really tickles my fancy about Trinity is that she is the epitome of a pageant girl. She always has her eye on the crown – even if there’s a bomb in it. Pageant queens have been known to play mind games and Trinity is no different. Survivor fans are sure to get a kick out this one:

You see, on the fifth season, there was a girl named Heidi Strobel. She has it all – brains, brawn, beauty, backrolls.

Certified Genius

The only issue with Heidi is that no one had a higher view of herself than she did. She was the Shannel of Survivor – but instead of 39 character illusions, it’s 39 days of the game.

Anyway, during the Jury questioning of the finalists, Heidi gives a very…interesting question. She wants them to say she’s the best player of the season, they know she wants them to say she’s the best player of the season, but that’s not what happens. And not being appreciated really…ahem…deflates Heidi.

So now back to Trinity Taylor. During this week’s Untucked, the girls brought up the issue of competition. Trinity proudly states that she sees two girls as threats – one of whom is sitting right next to her, and Shea.

As soon as those words come out of Trinity’s mouth, Valentina’s ears perk up. Like a bloodhound with the scent of stoning tights blood, Valentina is ready to accept herself as one of the biggest threats in this competition.

Now this is where Trinity’s pageant expertise comes in. This is why there’s such an astigmatism with pageant queens – they love to play with your mind. Trinity was probably gonna say Valentina, but she knows that Valentina wants to hear her name, so she says Alexis instead.

And then Valentina Strobel deflates. Because she thinks that she’s beautiful, she’s perfect, she’s a model. So when Trinity doesn’t acknowledge it…Valentina is shook.This is how you do it, ladies; this is how you detonate a (blonde) bombshell – take notes Sasha Belle!

-4 Funniest Moments From RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 9 Episode 7