4. Ed, Edd N Edit (Season 9 Episode 1 – 7)Aja is just like Raja…

4. Ed, Edd N Edit (Season 9 Episode 1 – 7)

Aja is just like Raja without the R – or the talent.

It’s actually kind of ironic that Aja chose Linda Evangelista as the subject of her ire. Just like the supermodel, this club kid doesn’t wake up for less than $10,000 $1 a day.

I apologize if I’m coming across shady toward Aja but nothing I say can compare to the season-long treatment she received. Maybe Naomi Smalls is a producer because Aja started getting a harsh edit ever since she disrespected the 90s.

Of course this scene gets brought up a week after the FaceTuning controversy. The interns at LOGO probably snuck in and swapped all of the camera lenses with kitten filters. It’s not like they have anything to do between Golden Girls reruns…

Then in her boot episode, Aja is practically invisible. She only gets one confessional throughout the hour and she’s not even spoken about until the last few seconds. She does her lipsync to a song from Priscilla: Queen of the Desert. For us American viewers, you might know it as Dida Ritz’ Wigs: the Story.

In the end, Aja lipsyncs, RuPaul chooses Nina, and she leaves to a round of applause. So, what does Aja feel about her experience on the show? How does the show parlay her last words to the audience?

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6. Makeup Meltdown (Season 9 Episode 3)Putting the ass in…

6. Makeup Meltdown (Season 9 Episode 3)

Putting the ass in asymptote!

I don’t know what sparked Aja’s outburst but I haven’t seen New York look this bad since season 8’s Snatch Game. Even though her eyebrows look rough, what is especially brick about Aja is her lashing out during Untucked.

First, she attacks Valentina and then chastises Farrah’s attempt at constructive criticism. Just because you’re painted red doesn’t mean you have to act like Ginger Minj! What was particularly damning was when Aja admitted that she was acting out of stress, but then didn’t apologize!

Something interesting to note is that the queens were talking about facetuning earlier. There’s already been accusations of Aja looking rough, I figure this episode will only add fuel to the fire.

Literally.

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