sodomymcscurvylegs: sodomymcscurvylegs: Me, on my way to steal your man: Only for like 20 minutes…

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me, on my way to steal your man:

Only for like 20 minutes so I can have a sit down with him and tell him why he’s lucky to have you!

Me, on my way to return your now more considerate and appreciative man: